Mukomana anoziva zvinhu zvake - anomusvira zvishoma nezvishoma mu anus! Uye haana basa nekuzvimba kwemboro yake nekudzipuruzira nezvigunwe. Ndinofunga kuti mukadzi aingoda mboro mubeche make, kana kuti kupinda kaviri ne phaloimitra. Uye ndiani akati mukadzi akatosvika pakusvirwa? Ndakazongoona mukomana achidzika nebepa rake ndiye hutu!
Mutori wemifananidzo ane dama, paparazzi inopenga. Yakapinda nepabalcony ndokupotsa yaisa lens mubeche rebeche. Uye avete ipapo achifunga, "Sei murume wangu asiri kutaura? Zvichida iri prank. Uye murume anofunga chinhu chimwe chete pamusoro pake, uye anotanga kupinza mukati membongoro yake zvakanyanya! Uye ndiyo nzira yavakawana nayo vaviri mupumburu. Shit, tinofanira kuvhara maketeni!
Sekuru vakasarudza kupa muzukuru wavo chidzidzo cheanatomy uye kuziva - anoziva sei nhengo dzemuviri wake? Sezvineiwo, haana kugara paminyatso uye akakurumidza kuenda kune dzimwe nzvimbo dzinonakidza dzemuviri. Ibhiza rekare - richiri kudhonza muzukuru wake parump yake!